“… i could be.
         i could also be offended by that.

“Offended by the fact that
                                    you look lost?”




   “ Mhm. Crazy isn’t it? It’s amazing what
      idiots they let into the White House
      these days.

He cocks an eyebrow in response
to that word. “Amazing isn’t
quite the word I’f use.” He quips,
the corners of his lips twitch.

"What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."

Chester Bennington   (via oceaniceyes)

[ sms ; teej ] you're an idiot. [ sms ; teej ] why the hell is there milk all over the counter?

[Text: Felicia] I am not.

[Text: Felicia] I spilled it, why else would it be there?

[Text: Felecia] I couldn’t find a towel.





"It is when men are assholes.
Besides, it has fruit in it.”

“Still not even then.
You’ll regret it later.
Fruit or not, it’ll go
straight to your ass.
His head tips to the
side, an eyebrow cocks.
“Who’s being an asshole?”


"Ben and Jerry’s is not a food group.”

Attention, attention everyone.
I officially have a fag hag, and
she can be found over here.